We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've blown a few things in my day
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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