great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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