just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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