You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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