Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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