he puts the penis in happiness.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
