i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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