I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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