bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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