Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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