your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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