She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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