Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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