I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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