that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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