How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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