Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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