Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
