TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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