what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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