My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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