I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it was like eating out sand paper
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
