Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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