oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
