i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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