Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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