It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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