About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
