He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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