Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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