ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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