Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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