I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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