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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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