Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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