No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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