He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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