are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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