is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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