I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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