i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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