Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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