Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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