I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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