She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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