My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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