Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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