just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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