hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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