I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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