And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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