didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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