imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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