who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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its like you know when i get waxed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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